7 Lists Of 7

I stole this from someone else. But so did she. So let sleeping dogs lie.

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die

1. Eat 2 pounds of cheddar in one sitting
2. Graduate from university
3. Beat Ken with a fish
4. Live abroad
5. Barbeque a medium-well steak instead of medium-rare
6. Whistle with crackers in my mouth
7. Choke someone to death, (just to brag about it).

7 Things I Can Do

1. Recognize any Simpsons episode by sight
2. Outsmoke all y'all
3. Find the best in a shitty situation
4. Transcend space and time
5. Make love to your mother
6. Get so lost in my own thoughts I forget everything else
7. Masturbate

7 Things I Cannot Do

1. Play guitar
2. Sleep
3. Use the dishwasher before 8 pm.
4. Fix my friends
5. Stop thinking
6. Recognize any Gilmore Girls episode by sight
7. ...I can't make you love me?

7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex

1. Hair
2. Eyes
3. How well they cook
4. Unneediness, if that was a word
5. Pot-smoking
6. Their willingness to please me
7. I should probably say "tits" since you're all expecting it

7 Things I Say Most Often
1. Pimpmobile
2. Eff you
3. Fuck you
4. Fuckface
5. Looks like it was made by a ree-ree.
6. Smoke it, pussy!
7. Whew, the things I would eat out of her ass..

7 Celebrity Crushes

1. The chick on Reboot
2. The middle sister from Full House
3.
4.
5.
6. I don't know any more celebrities
7.

7 People I Want To Fill Out This Quiz

1. I just don't effing care